>Phone Solicitors


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>What to say to phone solicitors who call to sell you credit
>cards, vacation packages, etc.:
>
>The police photographer is still here, and the county
>medical examiner hasn't released the body to the coroner
>yet. Can you call back a little later?
>
>What's that you say? Speak up, please, will you? The battery
>has run down on my hearing aid. Louder, please, louder. Is
>that the best you can do? I'm afraid we're just not
>communicating.
>
>I'm gonna have to put you on hold. The baby is due any
>minute now. Quick someone, get some hot water. Lots of it.
>Sorry, gotta hurry now, don't go away.
>
>Oh, it's you again. I was hoping you'd call back. The better
>business people said I need more positive identification to
>file my complaint.  Now first let me have your name and
>telephone number...

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