I like it!  I suspect that's why one couple I knew opted for cremation!

On Jan 7, 2008 7:15 PM, ken barber <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> Mean Old Woman
>
> An old man and woman were married for years, even
> though they hated each other. When they had a
> confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard
> deep into the night.
>
> The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my
> way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt
> you for the rest of your life!"
>
> Neighbors feared him because of the many strange
> occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.
>
> The old man liked the fact he was feared. To
> everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he
> was 68.
>
> His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the
> burial, she went straight home and began to party as
> if there was no tomorrow.
>
> Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked,
> "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig
> his way up and out of the grave and come back and
> haunt you for the rest of your life?"
>
> The wife put down her drink and said, "Let the old man
> dig. I had him buried upside down."
>
>
>
>
>
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Kendall

An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's redundant!)

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one
persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress
depends on the unreasonable man.

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