I thought some of you would like this.  I hope everyone is doing well on the
list.

Jan

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>Date: Mon, 23 Jul 2001 22:58:19 EDT
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>Redneck Medical Terms
>
>Benign........................ What you be, after you be eight.
>Artery......................... The study of paintings.
>Bacteria................ ..... Back door to cafeteria.
>Barium........................ What doctors do when patients die.
>Cesarean Section......... A neighborhood in Rome.
>Cat scan...................... Searching for Kitty.
>Cauterize..................... Made eye contact with her.
>Colic............................ A sheep dog.
>Coma........................... A punctuation mark.
>D&C............................ Where Washington is.
>Dilate........................... To live long.
>Enema.......................... Not a friend.
>Fester.......................... Quicker than someone else.
>Fibula........................... A small lie.
>Genital.......................... Non-Jewish person.
>G.I. Series.................... World Series of military baseball.
>Hang nail....................... What you hang your coat on.
>Impotent........................ Distinguished, well known.
>Labor Pain.................... Getting hurt at work.
>Medical Staff................. A Doctor's cane.
>Morbid......................... A higher offer.
>Nitrates......................... Cheaper than day rates.
>Node............................ I knew it.
>Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.
>Pap Smear.................... A fatherhood test.
>Pelvis............................ Second cousin to Elvis.
>Post-Operative.............. A letter carrier.
>Recovery Room............ Place to do upholstery.
>Rectum.......................... At least a two car crash.
>Secretion....................... Hiding something.
>Seizure........................... Roman emperor.
>Tablet............................ A small table.
>Terminal Illness.............. Getting sick at the airport.
>Tumor.......................... .One plus one more.
>Urine............................. Opposite of you're out.
>Varicose........................ Near by/close by


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