LOL very funny, Ken!

Kat
----- Original Message -----
From: "Barber, Kenneth L." <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Sunday, May 19, 2002 9:41 PM
Subject: FW: joke


> A man is dining in
> a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
> sitting at the next table.
> He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to
talk
> with her. Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its
> socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the
> air,and hands it back to her.
>
> "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops
> her eye back into place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,"
she
> says.
>
> They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards, the
> theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
> dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she
asks
> him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap . . .and
> stay for breakfast.
>
> The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings.
The
> guy is amazed! Everything had been SO incredible! "You know," he
> says, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you
meet?"
>
> "No," she replies . .
>
>
> (Scroll down)
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> Wait for it . .
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> it's coming . .
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> The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
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> "You just happened to catch my eye."