Rayna,

    These made my day. Thanks.

Bobby

Rayna Lamb wrote:

> He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
>
> Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
>
> A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
>
> On the other hand, you have different fingers.
>
> Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
>
> I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
>
> When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
>
> Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
>
> Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
>
> I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
>
> He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
>
> You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted,
> then used against you.
>
> I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
>
> Honk if you love peace and quiet.
>
> Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
>
> Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
>
> It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed
> it on the cost of living.
>
> Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
>
> The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
> right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
>
> It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end,
> someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
>
> You can't have everything; where would you put it?
>
> Latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the
> world's population.
>
> The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who
> got there first.
>
> A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
>
> It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
>
> Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
>
> I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
>
> I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
>
> Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
> until you hear them speak.
>
> To signoff the OZADVOCACY list:
> Send the command: signoff OZADVOCACY
> mailto:[log in to unmask]
>
> ----- End forwarded message -----