In a message dated 04/18/2001 8:01:05 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
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> or Viagra!
>  M
>
>  Betty B wrote:
>
>  > I heard that cocaine will do the same thing.
>  >
>  > Oh stop.  You know it's funny.


Don't want to drop those dozen doughnuts, eh Mike?

Okay, the guy who's painting my house right now kept making these jokes about
how he can carry a baker's dozen on his...uh...you know, JOHNSON.  Anyway, I
got sick of hearing it so finally I said, "Yeah, I heard...you're hung like
an elevator button."

That messed him up for a little while.  The next week he came he kept talking
about his gargantuan size, and I said, "Yeah, I heard...you could break a
cheerio."

Now I'm afraid he's going to jump off a bridge before he finishes painting my
house.

Betty now, but Bo Bo when the painter comes over.