If they're doing all that stuff, then they're in DC (not necessarily FROM DC).

In a message dated 04/17/2001 8:35:16 AM Eastern Daylight Time,
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> HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM:
>
>  1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO
>
>  2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK
>
>  3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of
>  traffic: NEW JERSEY
>
>  4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
>  BOSTON
>
>  5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
>  cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES
>
>  6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
>  OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA
>
>  7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to
>  talk to someone in back seat: ITALY
>
>  8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell
>  phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel
>  while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE
>
>  9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
>  feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's
>  bag out the window: TEXAS
>
>  10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer
>  cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA
>
>  11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield,
>  driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
>  FLORIDA
>
>  "Mental toughness and perseverance is the formula for success"
>


Betty
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