I Love my job.


 I LOVE MY JOB

 I love my Job, I love the Pay!
 I love it more and more each day.
 I love my Boss; he's the best!
 I love his boss and all the rest.

 I love my Office and its location
 I hate to have to go on vacation.
 I love my furniture, drab and gray,
 And the paper that piles up every day!

 I love my chair in my padded Cell!
 There's nothing else I love so well.
 I love to work among my Peers -
 I love their leers and jeers and sneers.

 I love my Computer and all its Software;
 I hug it often though it doesn't care...
 I love each Program and every File,
 I try to understand once in a while!!

 I'm happy to be here, I am I am;
 I'm the happiest Slave of my uncle Sam.
 I love this Work: I love these Chores.
 I love the Meetings with deadly Bores.

 I love my Job - I'll say it again -
 I even love these friendly Men -
 These men who've come to visit today
 In lovely white coats to take me away!!!