to the new members, welcome. i am ken barber. i can be serious, just not
often. i thought i should welcome you before i conferr any honorary "cp".
  i get mail from a company or group that always sends it "dr. kenneth
barber."  having been conferred (is that a word?) with  the "dr" i conferred
a honorary "cp" diagnosis on betty.  it is pretty easy, just ask,