they were very good. gives me ideas for walmart.
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> ----- Original Message ----
> From: Chester Worwa <[log in to unmask]>
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Sent: Thursday, February 21, 2008 3:55:07 PM
> Subject: K-MART
>
> A letter to Mrs. West from Kmart (YES KMART)
>
> During the pass 6 months our security staff has been
> monitoring your
> husbands activiites while in our store. The list
> below details his
> offences. We have to the video to verify his
> behavior.
>
>
> Since we ban him and he comes with you, we BAN you
> too.
>
> The following is a detailed report of you hubands
> activities:
>
> Sept 16; Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put
> them in people
> cart when they weren't looking.
>
> Oct 2: Set all alarm clocks in House wares to go
> off
> a 5 minute
> intervals.
>
> Oct 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor
> leading to the rest
> rooms.
>
> Oct 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in and
> Official
> tone "Code 3" in house wares and watched what
> happened.
>
> Oct 22: Went to Service Desk and asked to put a bag
> of
> M&M's on Lay-
> a-way.
>
> Nov 7: Moved a "Caution-Wet Floor" sign to carpet.
>
> Nov 15: Set up a tent in the camping department,
> told
> people "he
> would invite them in if the brought pillows".
>
> Nov 20: While in Gun department he asked the
> atendent
> where the Anti-
> depressants are.
>
> Nov 30: Darted around the store humming "Mission
> Impossible".
>
> Dec 5: In auto Dept., he used different sized
> funnels
> to practice
> his "Madonna look"
>
> Dec 11: Hide in clothing rack, When people browse
> rack
> he pops out
> saying "Pick me, Pick me"!
>
> Dec 18: When an Annocement came over the
> loudspeaker
> he assume the
> fetal position and Screams "NO, No, It's those
> Voices again!".
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Justin Smith
> Store Manager
>
>
> Now we can really blame men, people just don't have
> a
> sense of humor
> sometimes, Right?
>
>
>
>
>
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