good. gave me a chuckle.

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From: Elaine Taylor [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Saturday, February 12, 2000 5:03 PM
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Subject: Southern Medical Terms -


A little humor for all you southern folks!  LOL




Southern Medical terms
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> >  Benign................................What you be after you be eight.
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> >  Barium...............................What doctors do when patients die.
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> >  Cesarean Section..........A neighborhood in Rome.
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> >  Catscan............................Searching for Kitty.
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> >  Cauterize.........................Made eye contact with her.
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> >  Colic..................................A sheep dog.
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> >  Coma..................................A punctuation mark.
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> >  D&C..................................Where Washington is.
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> >  Dilate..............................To live long.
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> >  Enema..............................Not a friend.
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> >  Fester...........................Quicker than someone else.
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> >  Fibula...........................A small lie.
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> >  Genital.........................Non-Jewish person.
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> >  G.I.Series....................World Series of military baseball.
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> >  Hangnail......................What you hang your coat on.
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> >  Impotent......................Distinguished, well known.
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> >  Labor Pain...................Getting hurt at work.
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> >  Medical Staff................A Doctor's cane.
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> >  Morbid........................A higher offer than I bid.
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> >  Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates.
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> >  Node...........................I knew it.
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> >  Outpatient...................A person who has fainted.
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> >  Pap Smear..................A fatherhood test.
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> >  Pelvis...........................Second cousin to Elvis.
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> >  Post Operative.............A letter carrier.
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> >  Recovery Room...........Place to do upholstery.
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> >  Rectum.......................Damn near killed him.
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> >  Secretion.....................Hiding something
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> >  Seizure........................Roman emperor.
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> >  Tablet.........................A small table.
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> >  Terminal Illness...........Getting sick at the airport.
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> >  Tumor........................More than one.
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> >  Urine..........................Opposite of mine.
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> >  Varicose.....................Near by/close
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