I just had to relate a real story one of our clients told last night. He was
coming home from work and got into a road rage thing with another driver. It was
very early in the morning and few cars were out. Anyway, the other driver pulled
along side our client and shot at him. And, get this, our client falls to the
floor and takes his hand and pushes the accelerator all the way down! I wondered
how far he drove this way.

Bobby

Betty B wrote:

> If they're doing all that stuff, then they're in DC (not necessarily FROM DC).
>
> In a message dated 04/17/2001 8:35:16 AM Eastern Daylight Time,
> [log in to unmask] writes:
>
> > HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM:
> >
> >  1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO
> >
> >  2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK
> >
> >  3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of
> >  traffic: NEW JERSEY
> >
> >  4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
> >  BOSTON
> >
> >  5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
> >  cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES
> >
> >  6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
> >  OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA
> >
> >  7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to
> >  talk to someone in back seat: ITALY
> >
> >  8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell
> >  phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel
> >  while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE
> >
> >  9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
> >  feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's
> >  bag out the window: TEXAS
> >
> >  10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer
> >  cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA
> >
> >  11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield,
> >  driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
> >  FLORIDA
> >
> >  "Mental toughness and perseverance is the formula for success"
> >
>
> Betty
> aut viam inveniam aut faciam
> "I will either find a way or make one."