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> In a message dated 3/7/2006 12:54:06 PM Eastern Standard Time, 
> [log in to unmask] writes:
>
>     Be very careful about buying printer toner this year. After the
>     hurricane in New Orleans many printers were blown over. Northern
>     carpetbaggers salvaged the toner with siphons but possum feces,
>     spoiled milk from ransacked Wal-marts, and Ray Nagin's jockey
>     shorts were used as filler.  So it will be showing up at Staples,
>     PCZones, Ralph's Discount Toner Warehouse and Ken's sisters coffee
>     shop at dirt cheap prices with one huge problem; when the printer
>     is given a setting over 600 dpi, a foul-smelling cloud will come
>     out of LPT 2, followed by rabid raccoons wearing throw beads made
>     up of dolls modelled after Michael Chertoff, with no clothes on.  
>
I'll run from that fate.

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