SUBJECT: REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

DEAR AMERICAN:

I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET
BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH A TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF
GREAT MAGNITUDE.

I AM MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY OF THE REPUBLIC OF
AMERICA. MY COUNTRY HAS HAD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED
THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF 800
BILLION DOLLARS US. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS
TRANSFER, IT WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU.

I AM WORKING WITH MR. PHIL GRAM, LOBBYIST FOR UBS,
WHO WILL BE MY REPLACEMENT AS MINISTRY OF THE
TREASURY IN JANUARY. AS A SENATOR, YOU MAY KNOW
HIM AS THE LEADER OF THE AMERICAN BANKING
DEREGULATION MOVEMENT IN THE 1990S. THIS
TRANSACTIN IS 100% SAFE.

THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY. WE NEED A BLANK
CHECK. WE NEED THE FUNDS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.
WE CANNOT DIRECTLY TRANSFER THESE FUNDS IN THE
NAMES OF OUR CLOSE FRIENDS BECAUSE WE ARE
CONSTANTLY UNDER SURVEILLANCE. MY FAMILY LAWYER
ADVISED ME THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR A RELIABLE AND
TRUSTWORTHY PERSON WHO WILL ACT AS A NEXT OF KIN
SO THE FUNDS CAN BE TRANSFERRED.

PLEASE REPLY WITH ALL OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, IRA
AND COLLEGE FUND ACCOUNT NUMBERS AND THOSE OF YOUR
CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN TO
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TRANSFER YOUR COMMISSION FOR THIS TRANSACTION.
AFTER I RECEIVE THAT INFORMATION, I WILL RESPOND
WITH DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT SAFEGUARDS THAT
WILL BE USED TO PROTECT THE FUNDS.

YOURS FAITHFULLY MINISTER OF TREASURY PAULSON

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