Bruce,  You gotta be nuts, you think I'm goin' through all that work to get
my PhD??  Why, just yesterday I got an e-mail said I could get my PhD in
just 2 short weeks with no study, no test, nothin', just fork over the
dough.  Problem is, I couldn't decide what field I wanted my degree in.
LOL  Ruth





At 9:39 AM -0500 2/2/05, Bruce Marcham wrote:
The thing to do, it seems to me, is to make a cemetery research facility,
complete with carved gravestones (some made from old marble like recycled
maybe toilet partitions) and do the burns there. This would avoid the need
to use real cemeteries and risk damaging them. Ruth--get a proposal
together and you can get a PhD out of this! You can get sponsorship from
Miracle Grow (to speed the regeneration of the weeds) and Rock Of Ages (for
the stones). Maybe some of our constipated brethren (with the aid of
Ex-Lax) will donate natural fertilizer too...

Kinda like that place down south where people who donate their bodies for
this purpose are allowed to sit out and rot away so researchers can study
the rate at which the worms go in and out and play pinochle on your snout
(not to be confused with the guy in GA who just got about 12 years for
doing much the same thing under the guise of running a crematorium).
--
Ruth Barton
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Dummerston, VT

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