I prefer not to use your advice in regard to the digestive track, if
that's OK with you.  For all else, it does the trick.

- Pam

John Leeke, Preservation Consultant wrote:

> In his famously lucid trademark hands-on step-by-step instructional
> method, Leeke has boiled it down to this practical procedure:
>
> 1. If it doesn't move and should, squirt with WD-40.
>
> 2. If it shouldn't move and does, stick with duct tape.
>
> (Disclaimer: Results will vary. Actually doing anything in the real
> world may result in damage, danger or death. By following this or any
> procedure you agree to indemnify and hold harmless everyone other than
> yourself. Don't do anything your mommy told you not to.)

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