Ralph,

Maybe you could buy The Slate Roof Bible on a payment plan? However you do
it, don't wait any longer. I can't figure out if it's more funny or more
informative, but it's sure fun! Before reading it, I was under the
misimpression that Neanderthal man had died out! Turns out Joe has
discovered they turned (NOT evolved) into roofers!

Rudy



-----Original Message-----
From: Royal Order of Lacunae Pluggers
[mailto:[log in to unmask]]On Behalf Of Ralph
Walter
Sent: Thursday, March 01, 2001 8:44 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: preservation secret


In a message dated 3/1/2001 7:34:24 AM Eastern Standard Time, [log in to unmask]
writes:

<< Problem was, seven years before a local roofer
 had installed an asphalt shingle roof and power nailed it through the
slate.
>>


Although I have been too damn cheap to buy a copy myself, I kinda doubt that
this technique is one of those recommended by The Slate Roof Bible Guy.
This
was a church that needed Dick.

Ralph