In a message dated 11/26/2000 1:30:38 AM Eastern Standard Time,
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<< actually ralph, they're COMPUTER files  ;)

>>>>>>>>>>>>THAT much I figured out<<<<<<<<<<<

 didn't you look at the website?

>>>>>>>>>>>>Too busy building noise to signal ratio. Besides which, I was
busy o finding out about replacing  the 10 yr old elec/microwave double oven
in my mother-in-law's new apt, found her  a nice Kitchenaid double elec oven
replacement (too much trouble for her to learn to use a microwave, you see)
for her exist'g Kitchenaid, and when she found out it would cost $2 grand
(plus installation) for the new dbl oven, it was suddenly of no interest
anymore.  (But not too much trouble for me to search for it on the goddam
Internet. )<<<<<<<<<<

 oh I forgot, you can't beat your ten year old at chess.... so you probably
 don't know what a website is   ;)

>>>>>>>So happens I DID beat him at chess.<<<<<<<<<<<<

 but, can you program a VCR??

>>>>>>>>SOMETIMES (this time, I was shouting).<<<<<<<<<

 sorry, couldn't resist   ;)

>>>>>>>>>Nobody else does, why should you?<<<<<<<<<<
 all in good fun, right?

>>>>>>>>>>Yeah, right.  Now, suppose the brown helmet were on the other
foot.<<<<<<

 and right now, it's looking like the black helicopters are going to
 come in ballot boxes, but I don't know who makes those   ;)

>>>>>>>>>Needless to say, it ain't Rubbermaid.<<<<<<<<<<<<<

 and since I'm still using yahoo, there's no telling when this message will
 show up... I'm sending it saturday night  (what's that you say?  I should
 get a life?)

>>>>>>>>>I'm answering you Sunday night. Who am I to talk?<<<<<<<<
 so I hope you didn't, like, get tired of hanging around the mail box if it's
 tuesday or wednesday before this shows up    ;)

 deb   "cyber addict with no money for a _real_  ISP..."

  >>>>>>>Ralph "Award-winning Dork with more money than brains... well, has
given more money to AOL than has brains"<<<<<<<<<<