Michael,

Quite a story.  It would appear that you done a good deed, as we were
supposed to do in our yout' as Boy Scouts.  And it sounds like Nebraska would
be duller, and except for it's buildings, better off without your multiple
Kermits; but is much the better for having you.
Like I said before, the French, they are a funny race......

And let's not hear no more whinin' from you 'merican Wimmen about how us
'merican Men are a bunch of sexist racist-piggists and basically N. G.
Compared to those there Froggies, we sound purty durn awright.

Ralph