Gee, Mike, I was only trying to help.  How about "Authentic Clinker Coating and
Surface Patch System 405", is that better?  Additional colors could include
'Pigeon Mauve', 'Graffiti Tag Red' and 'Winter Tideline'.

Anyone looking for an after-hours phone number can try, 301-333-5220.  Ask about
the Thanksgiving Special.

....BP Marketing Dept.

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> In a message dated 11/3/00 8:26:08 AM Eastern Standard Time, [log in to unmask]
> writes:
>
> << Sounds like a project for that custom blended coating by Edison
>  Coatings called "Authentic Clinker Coating and Surface Patch". It
>  comes in two colors, burnt and stuck brick. It easier to get the
>  results that are wanted using Clinker Patch than it is to get a
>  custom run of clinkers made and will keep a good mason busy
>  sculpting new surfaces on bricks (indoors) during the cold winter
>  months. If the mason is really talented, each protrusion of a
>  brick surface could depict a famous person, a co-worker, family
>  members or a historic place or event.
>
>  Go to http://www.EdisonCoating.com\clinkercoat.htm for more
>  details. >>
>
> For those who e-mailed me to ask if this was real and if so, could we send
> literature-- there should have been a few clues:
> Since when did we ever make a product without a number?
> Would we really mis-spell our own Co. name in our website URL?
> When did we ever limit anything to two colors?
>
> For those truly interested in creative products which don't exist, let me
> redirect you to the Dull Corp. where you can request Bryan's home phone
> number so that you can call him up, place orders and file complaints between
> the hours of 8 PM and 6 AM M-F, or all day Saturdays, Sundays and Holidays:
>
> 301-279-2612
>
> Offer expires April 1.
>
> Mike Edison
> www.edisoncoatingS.com