Advaniism
U have 2 cows. U dont milk them. U worship them.

Chandrababuiism
U have 2 cows in vijayawada. U hook them 2 internet and milk them from
hyderabad.

Jayalalithaism
U have 2 cows. U teach them 2 cry, "ammaaaaaaaaaa>>" and fall at ur feet.

Karunanidhiism
U have 2 cows. U give one 2 ur son and the other 2 ur nephew.

Gandhiism
U have 2 cows. But u drink goat’s milk.

indiraiism
U have 2 bullss. U adamantly consider them as cows.

Lalooiism
U have 2 cows. U buy Rs. 900 crore worth of cattlefeed for them.

Rajnikantiism
U have 2 cows. U throw them into air and catch their milk in ur mouth.

Rajiviism
U have 2 cows. U paint them both 2 get colourful milk.

Thakreyissm
U have 2 cows. U feed them only saffron flowers.

Vajpayeesiim
U have 2 cows. U distribute the milk among ur partners and eat cattlefield.

Veerappaniism
U have 2 cows. U take over a reserved forest to feed them.

Azhariism
U have only 1 cow. U take money from bookies 2 maintain it.

Bushism
U have many cows as u like. U preach 2 others not to have any.

Clintonism
U have 2 cows, but u, milk ur neighbour’s cows.

Musharrafism
Nawaz shariff has 2 cows. Take them over.

Osamaism
U have 2 cows. U convert them into biological weapons.

Talibanism
U have 2 cows. U put them in purdah.

UNism
U have 2 cows. U dont milk them; u only lecture to them.

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