I wonder if any of these people had blue cards?
---------------------- Forwarded by Pam Blythe on 09/10/98 02:42 PM
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Who's Driving?
Tell-tales signs as to where that driver's from...
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the horn: New York City
One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
Boston
One hand on wheel, one hand cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator:
California;
Same as above, but with gun in lap: Los Angeles
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
Ohio,
but driving in California.
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk
to
someone in back seat:  Italy
One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, one hand cradling cell phone, foot on
brake, mind on game: Seattle
One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet
being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonald's bag
out
the window: male from urban Texas
One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily
at
70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind
curve,
in which case they are on the left side of the road: male from rural Texas
One hand constantly refocusing the rearview mirror to show different angles
of
the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rattail to keep the
helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car,
chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove
compartment: female from Texas
Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly checking
the rearview mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own or
another's
car: Colorado
Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on
floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia male.
Junked, driven by someone who previously had a nice car and who is now
wearing
a barrel: Las Vegas
Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level,
driving
35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:  Florida