Is there a subtle information here that you contemplate some surgical
transformation?  You have suddenly become an active spokesman for AWA, which
is enough cause for concern; and now you want to be a member of that
organization knowing full well that your only qualification is that you have
to be a woman.  What is going on?

By the way, my wife will be very embarrassed to be the one to dress you up,
unless of course, you can PROVE to us that you are now a transvestite;
otherwise, we will consider you to be fox in a chicken house.  Have a good
day.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Abu-Hassan Koroma [SMTP:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Monday, March 29, 1999 1:54 PM
> To:   [log in to unmask]
> Subject:      Re: African Women...Good News For Men
>
> As we continue to fight sexism and all other isms, I wish to inform all
> of you that the woman are finally getting flexible.  I have been assured
> that the item of their constitution banning anything male will be
> reviewed next year.  Meanwhile, I will be informed of my temporary
> membership in this noble Association.  For this priviledge, I would like
> to annouce to everyone  -- and please let the message travel far and wide
> --that the African Women Association will be holding their annual dance
> on Saturday, April 24, 1999 at the Nieghborhood House.  There will be
> lots of food.  This is really exciting, especially for singles like me.
> You do not need to go to stores to buy your tickets.  Just stop any
> African woman on the street, if they are not at work making more money
> for their families, and ask for a ticket.  With $5.00 they will gladly
> offer you one.  That comes with lots of goddies ---food, drink, dance and
> more....
>
> Thank you.
>
> Abu-Hassan
> Temporary Member in Waiting, African Women Association of Madison.
>
> P. S.  Aunty Koso has agreed to dress me up appropriately for my
> induction into the Womens Hall of Fame.  The WHF is the temporary passage
> to full membership into the Womens Association for men.  It will take
> time but eventually, one gets in.
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