With apologies to Carla...  :)

        Dog Winter wonderland

  Dog tags ring, are you listening'?
  In the lane, snow is glistening'.
  It's yellow, NOT white; I've been there tonight,
  Marking up my winter wonderland

  Smell that tree?  That's my fragrance.
  It's a sign for wandering vagrants;
  "Avoid where I pee, it's MY pro-per-ty!
  Marked up as my winter wonderland."

  In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
  following the classical design.
  Then I'll lift my leg and let it go Man,
  So all the world will know that
  it's mine-mine-mine!

  Straight from me to the fence post,
  flows my natural incense boast;
  "Stay off my TURF, this small piece of earth,
  I marked it as my winter wonderland."