when i was younger there was an ad for a job in the classified. it only gave
a number to call. i called (needing a job, any job). when i tried to say i
was calling about the job advertised in the newspaper, i was told "you need
to go to bed and sleep it off." every time i called, i was told "look buddy
you just need to sleep it off".
  never did find out anything about the job.