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Date: | Mon, 19 Apr 1999 20:17:23 -0600 |
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Hey gang:
I know it's a bit late, but check out this DOOZIE of a joke.... :-) heheh
Enjoy.....
Patrick
>From: "Mary C. Lowe" <[log in to unmask]>
>Subject: Re: [EPILEPSY-L] great IRS joke
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>ok friends here is the first of 2 i got on the perfect dy of days, april 15th.
>
>love mary
>
><<
> Dear IRS;
>
> Enclosed is my 1998 Tax Return & payment. Please take note
> of the attached article from the USA Today newspaper. In the
> article, you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for
> hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.
> Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2,400) and
> six hammers (value $1,029). This brings my total payment to
> $3,429.00.
> Please note the OVERPAYMENT of $22.00 and apply it to the
> "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return.
> Might I suggest that you send the above mentioned fund a
> "1.5 inch screw". (See attached article...HUD paid $22.00 for
> a 1.5 inch Phillips Head Screw.)
> It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I
> look forward to paying it again next year. I just saw an
> article about the Pentagon and 'screwdrivers'.
>
> >>
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