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Date: | Mon, 25 Oct 1999 13:31:46 -0400 |
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i hope this is not too much for some of you.
A modest man is in the hospital for a series of tests. One of the last tests
has left his system upset. Upon making several false alarms to the bathroom
he decided the latest was another false alarm.
Alas, it was not, and he completely filled his bed with human waste and was
embarrassed beyond anything he could possibly face.
Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and
threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
started yelling, cussing, and swinging his arms which drew the attention of
the a nearby policeman. The policeman asked: "What's going on?" To which the
drunk replied: "you're not going to believe this but, I just beat the crap
out of a ghost!"
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