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Sent: Sunday, October 01, 2000 3:11 PM
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fw: Tips for Choco-holics
FOR THOSE OF US WITH THIS "DISEASE" :)
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> > If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating
> it too
> > slowly.
> >
> > Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries
> all
> count
> > as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
> >
> > The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store
> in a
> hot
> > car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
> >
> > Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge
> off
> your
> > appetite, and you'll eat less.
> >
> > If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
> Calories
> > are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to
> protect
> > themselves.
> >
> > If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is
> that a
> > balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
> >
> > Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully.
> >
> > Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look
> younger.
> > Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.
> >
> > Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.
> That
> way,
> > at least you'll get one thing done.
> >
> > A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of
> calories
> in
> > one place. Now, isn't that handy?
> >
> > If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.
> But if
> you
> > can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
> >
> > If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top
> pantyhose. An
> > entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that
> happen,
> can
> > you?
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