James Brown (the hardest working man in show business) sang it best:

"It's a man's, man's world...but it would be nothing, nothing, without a
woman or a girl"

But what does he know--he went to jail a half-dozen times for beating up his
wife.

Writes great lyrics, but needs to work on his interpersonal skills.

-----Original Message-----
From: Barber, Kenneth L. [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Wednesday, February 09, 2000 8:34 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: musings (ok...how close am I to my fifteen for the day?)


i can even screw up a compliment at times.

this is either 13 or 14 already (responding to what came in overnight) , so
i will not have much more to say. it may be just as well.

-----Original Message-----
From: Kyle E. Cleveland [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Wednesday, February 09, 2000 8:30 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: musings (ok...how close am I to my fifteen for the day?)


Unless it involves compliments or gifts...

-----Original Message-----
From: Barber, Kenneth L. [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Wednesday, February 09, 2000 6:17 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: musings (ok...how close am I to my fifteen for the day?)


kyle, women think anything a man says or does is wrong or backwards.

-----Original Message-----
From: Betty Alfred [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Tuesday, February 08, 2000 5:49 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: musings (ok...how close am I to my fifteen for the day?)


In a message dated 02/08/2000 1:54:48 PM Eastern Standard Time,
[log in to unmask] writes:

<< Okay, Linn (and the rest of you ladies), why is this so damn funny.  I
mean,
 it's worth a chuckle or two, but my distaff office-mates think this is a
 hoot.
  >>

We could tell you why it's so funny, but then we'd have to shoot you.