>Date: Tue, 08 Jun 1999 14:16:18 -0600
>From: BILL AND MAXI <[log in to unmask]>
>To: shadow@[208.216.201.8]
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> OFFICIAL BABY BOOMER QUALIFYING EXAM
> (For Ronny T in San Dimas, CA)
> QUESTION #1:
> Name the Beatles - both the first and last name of each, of course.
> Consider this a warm-up. [If you can't answer this one without
>thinking, close up the test, and move on to something else. We have
>nothing further to discuss.]
> ______________________________ ______________________________
> ______________________________ ______________________________
> QUESTION #2:
> Finish the line: "Lions and tigers and bears, ____ _____!"
> Admittedly, this came along before we boomers were born. But we
> remember it from both the movies and the boob tube.
> QUESTION #3:
> "Hey kids, what time is it?" ______ _________ ________ ________.
> QUESTION #4:
> What do M&M's do? _____ ___ ______ ________, _____ _______ _______.
> QUESTION #5:
> What helps build strong bodies 12 ways? _________ _________.
> QUESTION #6:
> Long before he was Mohammed Ali, before he was The Greatest, we knew
> him as _________ _________.
> QUESTION #7:
> "You'll wonder where the yellow went, _____ ____ ______ _____ ______
> _____ ___________."
> QUESTION #8:
> Those post-baby boomers, or baby boomer wannabes, know Bob Denver as
> the Skipper's "little buddy." But we true boomers know that Bob
>Denver is actually Dobie's closest friend, _____________ G.
>_____________.
> QUESTION #9:
> M-I-C: See ya' real soon; K-E-Y: _____? _________ ___ ______
>_______."
> QUESTION #10:
> Definition: A "streaker" is someone who might go running through the
> lobby of the girls' dormitory ______________.
> QUESTION #11:
> "Brylcream: ___ ________ _______ _______ ______ _______."
> QUESTION #12:
> Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone ________ ____.
> QUESTION #13:
> From the early days of our music, real rock 'n roll, finish this
>line: "I wonder, wonder, wonder... wonder who; _______ _______ ____
>_______ ___ _______."
> QUESTION #14:
> And while we're remembering rock n' roll, try this one: "War...uh-
>huh, huh...yea; what is it good for? ___________ ____________."
> QUESTION #15:
> This is from a kinder and gentler protest song, but the question is
> just as profound: Where have all the flowers gone? Perhaps you could
> use a little help here: "Where have all the flowers gone, long time
>passing? Where have all the flowers gone? ____ ______ _____ _______
>_____ ______ ____."
> QUESTION #16:
> Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman fights a never-ending
> battle for truth, justice, and ____ _______________ _______.
>
> QUESTION #17:
> He came out of the University of Alabama, and became one of the best
> quarterbacks in the history of the NFL and later went on to appear
> in a television commercial wearing women's stockings. He is
>Broadway ______ _____________.
> QUESTION #18:
> "I'm Popeye the sailor man; I'm Popeye the sailor man. I'm strong to
> the finish, ______ __ _____ ___ _______. I'm Popeye the sailor
>man."
> QUESTION #19:
> Your children probably recall that Peter Pan was recently played by
> Robin Williams, but we will always remember when Peter was played by
> ___________ ____________.
> QUESTION #20:
> In the movie, The Graduate, young Benjamin, played by Dustin Hoffman
> was counseled about his future, and told to consider one thing:
> _______________.
> QUESTION #21:
> In another movie from the late sixties, Paul Newman played Luke, a
> ne'er do well who was sent to a prison camp for cutting off the
>heads of parking meters with a pipe cutter. When he was captured
>after an unsuccessful attempt to escape, the camp commander (played
>by Strother Martin) used this experience as a lesson for the other
> prisoners, and explained, "What we have here, ____ ___ ___________
> _____ _________________."
> QUESTION #22:
> In 1962, a dejected politician chastised the press after losing a
> race for governor while announcing his retirement from politics.
> "Just think, you won't have ________ ____________ to kick around
> any more."
> QUESTION #23:
> "Every morning, at the mine, you could see him arrive; He stood six
> foot, six, weighted 245. Kinda' broad at the shoulder, and narrow
>at the hip. And everybody knew you didn't give no lip, ___ ____
>_______."
> QUESTION #24:
> "I found my thrill, _____ ____________ __________________." You
>may remember Riche Cunningham singing this. But if you are a true
>boomer, you know it was Fats Domino who made this line famous.
> QUESTION #25:
> "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, ___________ ____ ____." This
>originated long before even the first of us boomers was born. But in
>order to be a true baby boomer, you have to have some breadth.
> QUESTION #26:
> "Good night, David." "_________ _________,__________."
> QUESTION #27.
> "Liar, liar, ______ ___ _____."
> QUESTION #28.
> "When it's least expected, you're elected; You're the star today.
> Smile! _______ ___ _______ _______."
> QUESTION #29.
> From our parents' day, as I recall, it was Pogo, the comic strip
> character, who said, "We have met the enemy, and ____ ____ _____."
> QUESTION #30.
> Who put the bop in the bop she-bop she-bop?
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