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What can I say? Our legislators just passed a bill in Nashville making it
legal to eat road kill! It made most of the talk show monologues. I,
myself, have never had the pleasure of road kill, although in South Texas I
remember farm workers barbecuing armadillos.

Bobby


>Many's the antlered beast that made it to my freezer after some deft
>work with cleaver and butcher knife.  The local gendarmerie must be
>notified, of course, but they appreciate not having to deal with
>removing a 100+ lb. animal from the roadway.  If I see the accident
>happen, I know the product is fresh.  I offer to call the law on my cell
>phone, the officer places it in my "body bag" (you think I can heave a
>deer around?), and the motorist is grateful the evidence won't be around
>for them to see every day as they drive to/from work.  Everyone is
>happy.  After all, protein is protein (to a non-vegetarian).  Come to
>think of it, there would probably be a lot more vegetarians running
>around if their meat wasn't pre-wrapped in sterile (yeah, right)
>cellophane and styrofoam.
>
>Reminds me of the story my cousin, a Michigan game warden, told about
>the guy who killed a deer with his 4X4 "Monster Truck".  The fellow
>claimed the animal "just ran out in front".  What he couldn't explain to
>my cousin, however, was why the collision took place 400 yards from the
>highway in a farmer's newly-planted bean field.
>> > >i am glad you made it. but, i think every one is glad you made it.
>> > >good thing you are not in tenn. they just passed a new law that people
>> > there
>> > >can leagally eat their roadkill.  bobby??? what you say about this. am i
>> > >getting sick or what?
>> > >
>> >
>> >
>> > HAHAHA  "Look  There's Bamby!!!"  "There goes my dinner" :)
>> >
>> > Toobs

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