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Date: | Sat, 12 Feb 2000 17:02:58 EST |
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A little humor for all you southern folks! LOL
Southern Medical terms
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> > Benign................................What you be after you be eight.
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> > Barium...............................What doctors do when patients die.
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> > Cesarean Section..........A neighborhood in Rome.
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> > Catscan............................Searching for Kitty.
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> > Cauterize.........................Made eye contact with her.
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> > Colic..................................A sheep dog.
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> > Coma..................................A punctuation mark.
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> > D&C..................................Where Washington is.
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> > Dilate..............................To live long.
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> > Enema..............................Not a friend.
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> > Fester...........................Quicker than someone else.
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> > Fibula...........................A small lie.
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> > Genital.........................Non-Jewish person.
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> > G.I.Series....................World Series of military baseball.
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> > Hangnail......................What you hang your coat on.
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> > Impotent......................Distinguished, well known.
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> > Labor Pain...................Getting hurt at work.
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> > Medical Staff................A Doctor's cane.
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> > Morbid........................A higher offer than I bid.
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> > Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates.
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> > Node...........................I knew it.
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> > Outpatient...................A person who has fainted.
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> > Pap Smear..................A fatherhood test.
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> > Pelvis...........................Second cousin to Elvis.
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> > Post Operative.............A letter carrier.
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> > Recovery Room...........Place to do upholstery.
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> > Rectum.......................Damn near killed him.
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> > Secretion.....................Hiding something
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> > Seizure........................Roman emperor.
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> > Tablet.........................A small table.
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> > Terminal Illness...........Getting sick at the airport.
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> > Tumor........................More than one.
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> > Urine..........................Opposite of mine.
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> > Varicose.....................Near by/close
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