okay, i was born and raise in alabama so i can get into this. a alabama
calculator is a glove with the fingers cut out.
what is the best thing to come out of alabama? I 20.
-----Original Message-----
From: Elaine Taylor [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Monday, February 14, 2000 10:36 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: One More Southern Joke!
Sorry, I couldn't resist
Elaine (obviously not from the South)!
<< > >Deep South BIRTH CONTROL
> > >After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was
enough
> > (they could not afford a larger double wide).
> > >So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told
him that > > >he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have anymore children.
> > >The doctor told him that there was a
> >>procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor
> > instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in
> > Alabama),
> > light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and
count to
> > 10.
> >
> > >The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be
> > >the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry
> > >bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." So, the
couple
drove
> > to Georgia to get a second opinion.
> > >
> > >The Georgia physician was just about to tell them
> > >about the procedure for a vasectomy when he
> > >noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told the man
to go
> > home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it
to his
> > ear and count to 10.
> > >
> > >Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went
home,
> > lit a cherry bomb and put it in a
> > >beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to
> > >count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . .", at which point he paused, placed the
beer can
> > between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand....
> > >
> > >Also works in Tennessee >> >>
>
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