In a message dated 9/25/98 6:16:21 AM Eastern Daylight Time, [log in to unmask]
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> spinach dip recipe

5 lbs. spinach
2 lbs. arugula
1 lb. radish greens
1 lb. seaweed
2 elephant garlic
1 gallon Thunderbird
2 tablespoons cayenne
1/2 grapefruit
3 cups portabella mushrooms
2 pinch sea salt
1 cup balsamic vinegar

Wash spinach. Piss on arugula. Stuff radish greens up nose. Throw seaweed in
toilet. Eat garlic. Drink Thunderbird. Snuff cayenne. Smash face with
grapefruit. Smile. Sit on mushrooms and pretend they are special. Pinch salt.
Put balsamic vinegar in blender and puree. Go skinny dipping.

There, are you satisfied?

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