> 1. You don't have to make excuses for a hang-over or being
> "jumpy".

> 2. You're making love and you shout, "Startle me, Baby!"

> 3. You never have to worry with bottles of liquid which reads,
> "Shake before using."

> 4. You can always do a great Foster Brooks  or Frank Fontaine
> impersonation.

> 5. People always remark, "Wow! You sound just like Helen
> Keller"
>
  6. CP means never having to say "Antidisestablishmentarianism",
  or at least not finishing it.


> Bobby
>
>

Cheers,

--
Deri James