"Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the
restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your
family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames
the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun
manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the
pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of
the deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So,
if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this
computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates...okay?"


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