Cute.

Peter Altschul

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>Date: Thu, 1 Apr 1999 18:13:22 -0600 (CST)
>From: Donna Smith-Whitty <[log in to unmask]>
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>Subject: FLUFF:  Computer Blessing (fwd)
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>+== acb-l Message from Donna Smith-Whitty <[log in to unmask]> ==+
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>                 Blessings on this fine machine,
>                 May its data all be clean.
>                 Let the files stay where they're put,
>                 Away from disk drives keep all soot.
>                 From its screen shall come no whines,
>                 Let in no spikes on power lines.
>                 As oaks were sacred to the Druids,
>                 Let not the keyboard suffer fluids.
>                 Disk full shall be nor more than rarity,
>                 The memory shall not miss its parity.
>                 From the modem shall come wonders,
>                 Without line noise making blunders.
>                 May it never catch a virus,
>                 And all its software stay desirous.
>                 Oh let the printer never jam,
>                 And turn my output into spam.
>                 I ask of Eris, noble queen,
>                 Keep Murphy far from this machine.
>
>                                         1988 Zhahai Stewart.
>
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