Fyi.

Peter Altschul

>>> From:       Pat Harmon [SMTP:[log in to unmask]]
>>> Sent:       Friday, February 19, 1999 4:03 PM
>>> To: [log in to unmask]
>>> Subject:    FW: MURPHY'S LAWS OF COMPUTING
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> > -----Original Message-----
>>> > From:     Rich Burke
>>> > Sent:     Friday, February 19, 1999 2:45 PM
>>> > To:       Roger Baas; Pat Harmon
>>> > Subject:  MURPHY'S LAWS OF COMPUTING
>>> >
>>> >                ~~~  MURPHY'S LAWS OF COMPUTING!  ~~~
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >  ~ For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
>>> >
>>> >  ~ To err is human... to blame your computer for your mistakes is
>>> >    even more human; in fact it is downright natural.
>>> >
>>> >  ~ He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
>>> >
>>> >  ~ If at first you don't succeed, blame your computer.
>>> >
>>> >  ~ A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have
>>> >    evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
>>> >
>>> >  ~ The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
>>> >
>>> >  ~ A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but
>>> >    rarely what you want it to do.
>>> >
>>> >  ~ When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant
>>> >        it to happen.
>>> >
>>> >  ~ When you get to the point where you really understand your
>>> >        computer, it's probably obsolete.
>>> >
>>> >  ~ The first place to look for information is in the section of
>>> >        the manual where you least expect to find it.
>>> >
>>> >  ~ When the going gets tough, upgrade.
>>> >
>>> >  ~ When you need to send an email quick, that's when the modem
>>> >    won't connect!
>>> >
>>
>


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