>At my previous job there was a woman who would walk by my office daily
>and yell my name in a loud voice--just to see my reaction (heartless
>bitch).  Of course, I would jump--and just feel miserable (almost
>flu-like) for three or four minutes afterwards.  I asked her to please
>stop, but she just thought it was the funniest thing in the world.
>
>Glad to be away from it!

Kyle and all,

        In high school, I was a team manager. During track season, I once
had a coach who would come in, catch bent over sorting laundry or something
adn fire
his starting pistol. One day he left the starting pistol in the office and
I thought I would get even. I loaded the pistol(not knowing anything about
firing
starting guns or blanks). When he came through the door, I fired the pistol
directly at him. The blast powder gave him second degree burns, but he
couldn't
punish me because he would have to tell why I did it in the first place.

Bobby