ROFLMAO!!!
Thanks! I shall remember that!!!
    -----Original Message-----
    From: Chester M Worwa <[log in to unmask]>
    To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]>
    Date: Sunday, June 13, 1999 11:16 PM
    Subject: Alcohol Warnings (fwd)
    
    
    ---------- Forwarded message ----------
    Date: Sat, 12 Jun 1999 20:59:03 PDT
    From: Scott L <[log in to unmask]>
    To: [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask]
    Subject: Alcohol Warnings
    
    The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such
    as:
    
    13. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
    when you are not.
    12. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
    asshole.
    11. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring
    story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
    10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
    9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
    are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
    8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
    happened to your pants.
    7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning
    and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't
    remember)
    6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug
    burns on the forehead.
    5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
    tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.
    4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
    invisible.
    3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing
    WITH you.
    2. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space
    continuum, hereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to
    disappear.
    1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
    
    
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