Now, folks, don't groan too loudly!
Peter and Dunbar

>Subject: COMPUTER SAYINGS
>
>
>> 1. Home is where you hang your @
>>> 2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the
>>>     mail.
>>> 3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single
>>>     click.
>>> 4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
>>> 5. Great groups from little icons grow.
>>> 6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
>>> 7. C:\ is the root of all directories.
>>> 8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
>>> 9. Pentium wise-pen and paper foolish.
>>> 10. The modem is the message.
>>> 11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
>>> 12. The geek shall inherit the earth.
>>> 13. A chat has nine lives.
>>> 14. Don't byte off more than you can view.
>>> 15. Fax is stranger than fiction.
>>> 16. What boots up must come down.
>>> 17. Windows will never cease.
>>> 18. In Gates we trust.
>>> 19. Virtual reality is its own reward.
>>> 20. Modulation in all things.
>>> 21. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
>>> 22. There's no place like http://www.home.com.
>>> 23. Know what to expect before you connect.
>>> 24. Oh, what a tangled web site we weave when first
>>>     we practice.
>>> 25. Speed thrills.
>>> 26. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day;
>>>      teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you
>>>      for weeks.
>>>
>>


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