Commercial: Parrot Guano Insta-Stucco
Crass commercialism rampant on BP.
BUY THIS SHIT BEFORE THE MILLENIUM STRIKES!
Join the attention economy before it is too late. Forwarding this message and
graphic to 10,000 other people will bring you recognition and lots of
attention. Do not be the last one to abuse Parrot Guano Insta-Stucco. Our
birds are quickly taking over the market from Pepto Dismal. Do not wait any
longer but send $200M to your favorite charity. Long live the Dodo!
Shaman