It doesn't shrink,
It doesn't stink,
It doesn't wash off in the sink,
It's fairly permanent, I think.
Horton
(with apologies to Dr. Seuss...or perhaps Jesse Jackson)
----- Original Message -----
From: Michael P. Edison <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Thursday, December 16, 1999 12:05 PM
Subject: Re: Bravo, New Guano
>I would think the primary issue would not be "Does parrot guano
> ShrinK?", but "How bad does it Stink?" Perhaps we will need to petition
> ASTM to produce a standardized Stink Index, with initial field trials to
be
> performed at the BP Chili Festival.
>
> Mike E.