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Date: | Mon, 14 Jun 1999 07:09:08 EDT |
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Let's see if I can get this one past Ralph's critique on pinhead humor..
The Golf Pro
One day Jesus and Moses were on the golf course and decided
to have a contest over who can make the most outstanding
shot.
Moses goes first. He settles up for the shot and hammers it
straight for the green. Unfortunately, the ball falls into
a water hazard. Undaunted, Moses raises his arms to the sky,
and the water parts where the ball dropped in. The ball rolls
out of the water and onto dry land, only a foot away from the
hole. Jesus looks at Moses and says, "Hey Moses, that was a
pretty good shot. Now let me see what I can do."
Jesus settles up for his shot and sends the ball screaming
towards the green. Unfortunately, Jesus has the same luck
as Moses did. The ball heads straight for the water hazard.
Jesus holds out one hand and, instead of dropping into the
water, the ball bounces on top of the water and rolls onto
dry land only 3 inches from the hole. Moses says, "Wow,
that was an incredible shot!"
No sooner did Moses say this, than the skies grew dark. The
wind started up, lightning and thunder crackled through the
sky. Suddenly a ball falls from the heavens into the same
water hazard where Jesus and Moses had hit theirs. A fish
swims up and swallows the ball. An eagle swoops down, grabs
the fish in his talons, and heads for the now darkened sky.
Lightning strikes the eagle and he drops the fish onto the
green. The fish opens his mouth, the ball rolls out and
drops into the hole.
Moses turns to Jesus and says, "Man! I hate it when your
Dad plays!"
taking it on the
road...and chin......Michael
Its
got to be funny....
.Sid
Ceasar;Ernie Kovacks ...now
thats Funny..
.Lt. klutz "Goodmorning Vietnam.
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