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Date: | Mon, 22 Feb 1999 18:14:47 -0500 |
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Fyi.
Peter Altschul
>>> From: Pat Harmon [SMTP:[log in to unmask]]
>>> Sent: Friday, February 19, 1999 4:03 PM
>>> To: [log in to unmask]
>>> Subject: FW: MURPHY'S LAWS OF COMPUTING
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> > -----Original Message-----
>>> > From: Rich Burke
>>> > Sent: Friday, February 19, 1999 2:45 PM
>>> > To: Roger Baas; Pat Harmon
>>> > Subject: MURPHY'S LAWS OF COMPUTING
>>> >
>>> > ~~~ MURPHY'S LAWS OF COMPUTING! ~~~
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > ~ For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
>>> >
>>> > ~ To err is human... to blame your computer for your mistakes is
>>> > even more human; in fact it is downright natural.
>>> >
>>> > ~ He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
>>> >
>>> > ~ If at first you don't succeed, blame your computer.
>>> >
>>> > ~ A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have
>>> > evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
>>> >
>>> > ~ The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
>>> >
>>> > ~ A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but
>>> > rarely what you want it to do.
>>> >
>>> > ~ When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant
>>> > it to happen.
>>> >
>>> > ~ When you get to the point where you really understand your
>>> > computer, it's probably obsolete.
>>> >
>>> > ~ The first place to look for information is in the section of
>>> > the manual where you least expect to find it.
>>> >
>>> > ~ When the going gets tough, upgrade.
>>> >
>>> > ~ When you need to send an email quick, that's when the modem
>>> > won't connect!
>>> >
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