I wish cheating was more fun. Every time I've cheated I've failed to enjoy
the process. In fact, BBQ sauce is downright disgusting. I have dreams
about brownies and milk, but I'm scared to even consider it during daylight
hours. (Actually, I'm sleeping during daylight hours as of this week).
Being on this diet is like being married to the world's greatest lover:
cheating is not as rewarding as staying 100% faithful.