For a few weeks I have been wering slacks and shirt that are far
to large to me as part of my work uniform.  The pants were size 50, I
can't recall the shirt beyond the neck size being 19.  So, I went to the
district office to get another pair of uniforms.  I had been chugging a
half-liter of Water Joe so I was feeling a little cocky.  I bypassed the
size 48 to go right to 46.  I was feeling a lot cocky after the size 46
fit, so I tried 44's.  They're tight, but I can sit down (carefully) with
them on.  So, WTF, I figured I'll shrink into them by Thanksgiving.  (My
plan for Thanksgiving is to leave no leftover turkey).
        So, my goal for maybe next summer (1999) is to get a Rennisense
costume for going to the Bristol Rennisance Fair and/or other events were
tight pants and a loose, open shirt will flatter my Adonically attractive
body.  My cynical cousin tells me "keep the dream alive."  But going from
54 to 44 in half a year sounds good.  If I can get down to 38 by next May,
I have a collection of clothes donated to me by someone on the AgroFat
diet.  People are starting to ask about NeanderThin.  I've made a BIG
impression on people.
        I'm getting a little hyper.  Does anyone know a good book or video
to teach the basics of weightlifting to obsese sedentaries?  I can't wait
until "Evolutionary Fitness" to come out before I start.  My body is
crying out for activity.