Speaking of acid reflux, I want to kick the crap out of everyone on TUMS
commercials. Getting heartburn is not a blessing, for now we get to eat
calcium. Heartburn is your stomach's way of saying "You freaking moron,
what the hell do you think I am, your garbage disposal?" The simple answer,
DON'T EAT the foods that cause PHYSICAL PAIN, is just too much for these
people. I used to feel sorry for them as addicts, but the TUMS commercials
that glorify this addiction is just too much.