Coward?  Coward?  Is that what you think I am?  Ha!  I say!  Ha! Ho Ho Ho I
say...Wait a minute.  That's someone else.  Anyway, in spite of my
misadventures setting fire to the microwave, brave lion that I am I
dauntlessly set out this morning to make myself a breakfast burrito.  I
cooked up the chopped meat, got the little tortilla or whatever that floppy
round thing is, made some zucchini, made some eggs, added a slice of cheddar
cheese and whammo!  Homemade breakfast burrito better than anything fast
food could make.

Don't try this at home, though.  I thought it would work better if I put all
the ingredients in a food processor (except for the round floppy thing) and
when it came out, with the eggs in there, it turned yellowish brown and had
the look and consistency of warm vomit.  And be sure to take the eggs off
the stove if the smoke gets so thick you have difficulty breathing.  Other
than that, though...

Oh, and please pray for my tummy which I don't think will be feeling so well
later on.  I may have overdone it with the garlic.

Brave Chef Lion