<< King of the Jungle"
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went
out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of
all jungle animals?"
The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!
"Later, the lion confronts a wildebeest and fiercely bellows, "Who
is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The terrified wildebeest stammers, "Oh great lion, you are by far
the mightiest animal in the jungle!"
On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who
is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his
trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times, making the
lion feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon. The
elephant then stomped on the lion until it looked like a corn
tortilla and then ambled away.
The lion let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly and
hollered after the elephant, "Geez, just because you don't know
the answer, you don't have to get so pissed off!"
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